Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No. mine is undying love.
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: as old as me.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He becames a father only when i was born.
Teacher: Simon, your composition on {My Dog} is exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog.
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Boy: No comb, sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Boy: No hair, sir.
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ruhui às 12:01 AM
